Chapter 31 — The Enemy Strikes Back!
“Arrrrrrghh?! Yuri, please, stop!” Navi screamed while giving her commentary.
“Stop distracting me, Navi!” Undeterred, I continued pounding tens of thousands of opponents into the dirt with my barrages of weapons. “Skill activate! Weapon Barricade! Boom! Art activate! Weapon Repair! Hnng! Use event recovery potion to restore MP! Gulp! Return to step one! Skill activate! Weapon Barricade!”
All the while, my giant firebird, Chirpster, was raining fireballs on the crowd for good measure, burning countless players to a crisp!
Wooooo! This feels good!
“Hey, don’t you run away! Eat Massacre Sword Dainsleif! Nice! Blew that guy to pieces!”
Defeated a player: Katarina! Defeated Mea Midnight! Defeated Nago! Defeated Ichinose Runa! Defeated Takemiyabi! Defeated Rust! Defeated Seven Knights! Defeated Kou! Defeated Aonisai! Defeated Naikana! Defeated Tadano Ichikojin! Defeated Nishimura Sei! Defeated Muchao! Defeated Gracia! Defeated Kobe! Defeated Akiramen! Defeated Sawachi! Defeated Pachimanji! Defeated Senzo Daidai Binbo! Defeated Speartuna! Defeated Koharu! Defeated Gosaku! Defeated Mikumin! Defeated Popolome Tannhäuser! Defeated Munimunimuu! Defeated Kokonoe! Defeated Haru! Defeated Monju! Defeated Kamifusen! Defeated Ises! Defeated Sasaki Ryu! Defeated Hiiragi! Defeated Tough Tank! Defeated Kisaragi! Defeated Sora! Defeated Aoi! Defeated Wage Slave! Defeated Miria! Defeated Soutaso! Defeated Kadath! Defeated Tsumachi! Defeated Liam! Defeated Natsuki! Defeated Nahanai! Defeated Kyogoku! Defeated Rena! Defeated Hanamuke! Defeated Hibi Toka! Defeated Shu! Defeated Kotonari! Defeated Otsuki! Defeated Nakamura! Defeated Mittsu! Defeated Lapis Lazuli! Defeated Daemon! Defeated Negi! Defeated Katsuragi! Defeated Tintin! Defeated Kujirappa! Defeated Kakeru Sandayo! Defeated Gensho! Defeated Oha Poppo! Defeated Tetsuo! Defeated Addiction! Defeated Elsa! Defeated Cop