Everybody called him Chuck though his name wasn’t Charles. He had curly ginger hair and wore corrective NHS specs throughout his school years, and his pals were wee pricks. Despite him now having a shaved, balding dome and favouring contacts, the nickname had stuck. He didn’t hate it any more though. He was nearly thirty now. He was at peace with it. It was a fact of life. It was his name. Secretly, he liked it better than “Stuart” and its attendant nicknames: Stu, Stewie, Stu Pot, Stupac Shakur. When anyone asked his name he said, “Evrybdy caws me Chuck.”
“Because that’s your name?” replied the old boy with a quizzical eyebrow tick.
“Because aeRugrats. Ye mind that? Chucki