I. — THE BIRTH OF THE SHARPSHOOTERS
First published in The Novel Magazine, Dec 1914
In this fine series of complete short stories, Mr. Edgar Wallace, the world-famous war correspondent and author, relates the adventures of one, Clarence, who joins the Army as a Private.
FATE played a low trick on a very bright boy when it named the younger son of Colonel Cassidy of the 184th (Winchester Regiment)"Clarence."
The horrid thing was that he looked"Clarence." He was a dear little boy whom, in his earlier youth, people persistently called a dear little girl. He had big solemn blue eyes and hair of ruddy gold. It was nevertheless the fact that, for all his angelic attributes, he had, when annoyed, a trick of saying things which made his victims' hair stand on end, though he was seldom rude and never vulgar. For this reason they christened him in the home circle"Clarence-with-the-awful-tongue."
At school they called him Mary Ann for just as long as it took to lick the school from Branger Major to"Moses" Flackery, for Clarence, despite his outward beauty, was bloody-minded, and had a left hook to the jaw that brought tears to your eyes. But amongst his own kin Mary Ann he remained, and Mary Ann he was to the end of his days.
At twenty he should have been in the Army—his father's last act in this life was to put the boy's name down for a regiment of the Guards—but somehow Sandhurst and he did not agree. He could box, run, swim, row and shoot. He played footer excellently and made forty-seven for Harrow one never-to-be-forgotten day at Lords. If proficiency in sport could qualify a man for a commission, Clarence would have had it, but for reasons best known to (a) the authorities, (b) his tutor, (c) Clarence, he was badly ploughed.
"Dear old fellow," he protested to George, the elder brother, and a major of Rifles,"why the deuce do I want to lumber my head with trigi-thingumy and that sort of rot? I couldn't do it at Harrow, dear old chap, and I can't do it at Sandhurst."
"Mary Ann," said the Major severely,"you're an ass." But for all his severity he said this in some fear, for he shared with the family a wholesome respect for the vocabulary of his youngest brother.
"I dare say, I dare say," admitted Clarence with his most angelic smile,"the fool of the family, dear sir and brother, somebody's got to be it. If they want a r