I first saw the colonel as he stood by the pot plants that edged the verandah, looking relaxed in a pair of cream trousers and a white shirt with the top button undone. He was leaning over a large red geranium, a pair of secateurs in hand, snipping off the dead heads with a professional’s precision, pushing his hand up through the leaves and searching for any errant heads.
At first, of course, no one believed me. Trish dug her elbow into my ribs and gave me a long meaningful stare with her mouth as flat as a line drawn with a ruler.
‘That’s not funny,’ she said. ‘Not funny at all.’
Mom said absently, ‘That’s nice, my girl. What’s he doing? Watering the plants?’
‘Deadheading the geraniums,’ I said. ‘Can’t you see?’
No one could, which didn’t help.
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