Part One
The day was 31 January 2023. That morning theDaily Telegraph carried an editorial noting, with wry distaste, that the University of Greenwich – having the previous year triggered Coleridge’s ‘The Rime of the Ancient Mariner’ on the grounds of ‘animal death’ and ‘supernatural possession’ – had triggered Jane Austen’sNorthanger Abbey on the grounds of ‘toxic relations and friendships’. On the same day,The Guardian carried a front-page story headlined ‘One in 10 children “have watched pornography by the time they are nine”’.
According to a report by the Children’s Commissioner for England, the figure had risen to a quarter of the cohort by the time they left primary school. And ‘four out of five of those surveyed have seen pornography involving violence by the age of 18 … Nearly half of the male 16- to 21-year-olds who took part in the survey assumed girls either “expect” or “enjoy” sex which involves physical aggression, such as airway restriction.’
‘Airway restriction’ means erotic strangulation.
On the same day,The Times reported the fact that ‘Kevin Anderson& Associates, a company that supplies sensitivity readers, says its “cultural accuracy editing” will “ensure your manuscript isn’t offensive, inaccurate or perpetuating harmful stereotypes”’.
On 15 April 2023, theDaily Mail warned its readers that a forthcoming BBC programme ‘has been commissioned to mark 400 years since the publication of the Bard’s First Folio’. Well and good. The Folio was being touted as the most important British book since the King James Bible. Anything but good was that a