: Bower Lewis
: Patience, My Dear
: Infinite Words
: 9781476793436
: 1
: CHF 8.20
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: Belletristik
: English
: 304
: DRM
: PC/MAC/eReader/Tablet
: ePUB
In this quirky, romantic novel, in the irreverent spirit of Christopher Moores national bestseller Lamb, a young woman is getting texts from an iPhone-obsessed God, and shes not okay with that. Her handsome new neighbor tries to intervene in the dispute, but is he on her side, or the Almightys?Patience Kelleher doesnt want to be a soldier of the Lord. She doesnt want His voice in her head, and she certainly doesnt want Him texting her emoticon-laden messages about boy band singers and sinister solar power corporations. What would a cranky, twenty-three-year-old waitress know about preventing the Apocalypse? Hes got believers for that sort of thing, or the Army. All Patience wants is to keep a job she actually likes, and to avoid falling for her confounding new neighbor, if at all possible. When the Lord enlists said neighbor to convince her to step up, it doesnt brighten her mood. That was dirty pool.Zane Grey Ellison doesnt particularly want to be a soldier of the Lord either, but hes keeping an open mind. His worlds been pretty skewed since he abandoned his fathers estate, and his preoccupation with the waitress across the street hasnt helped him regain his equilibrium. The messages shes receiving from a text-happy God dont seem all that much more wondrous to him than his discovery of diner food, or the realization that not every girl in the world can be impressed by a Bugatti Veyron. In fact, if Patience would just stop bickering with the Lord for a minute, he believes they might even get the job done.Patience fights to keep her sanity as Zane fights to keep the peace, determined not to let the world dienot when its just getting good.