| I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BEDUm, so get this: Three weeks ago I, Rachel Bond, inherited a bed-and-breakfast. In Alaska. Just this morning I was in my warm bed in LA but now here I am, up northand this is way north, like nosebleed northsorting it all out. So:PROS:/1. Bears and wolves and moose and whatever else cant be any worse than LA guys.PROS:1. Bears and wolves and moose and whatever else cant be any worse than LA guys.2. You know how people talk about",starving artists?", Im gonna faint. So its probably time for a change.3. My good friend Kellanyoull like him, unlike moi hes calm and cool under pressuresuddenly has this animalistic sexiness Ive never even seen before.4. Give me a minute. I think the",Cons", are going to be a lot easier. CONS:1. ALASKA. Did I already mention this? Which means:a. Snowlotsb. Coldveryc. Coffee shops, movie theaters, or what I like to think of as",culture",not a chance2. I cant even manage my checkbookso a B&B is probably going to be a disaster.3. The house chef cant cook, and the guide cant read a map.4. Kellans sudden hotness is getting very hard to ignore.5. I just got hit by lightning.And Im not sure if this is a pro or a con just yet, but since that lightning bolt, I can see through everything. As in completely transparent. That was before things started to get really weird . . . 2. You know how people talk about",starving artists?", Im gonna faint. So its probably time for a change.3. My good friend Kellanyoull like him, unlike moi hes calm and cool under pressuresuddenly has this animalistic sexiness Ive never even seen before.4. Give me a minute. I think the",Cons", are going to be a lot easier.CONS: . ALASKA. Did I already mention this? Which means:a. Snowlotsb. Coldveryc. Coffee shops, movie theaters, or what I like to think of as",culture",not a chance2. I cant even manage my checkbookso a B&B is probably going to be a disaster. 3. The house chef cant cook, and the guide cant read a map.4. Kellans sudden hotness is getting very hard to ignore.5. I just got hit by lightning.And Im not sure if this is a pro or a con just yet, but since that lightning bolt, I can see through everything. As in completely transparent. That was before things started to get really weird . . . |
